2.10.2015
Strawberry Shortcake Cupcakes
1.20.2015
I'm so sorry, it's been forever.
It has been a while since I've blogged anything. I've been busy and also had a lack of inspiration and was a little discouraged about blogging. I submitted my last post to be featured and it was turned down. No big deal really but it did put me out of the mood to blog. I've done quite a few things lately that are blog worthy and I intend to share them soon. Just wanted everyone to know I am still here. :)
-N
12.12.2014
You know you've reached the toddler stage when...
It's all sleeping, cuddles and sweet little coos..... until they become a toddler. At that point some parents regret saying I can't wait for you to walk, talk...etc.
Here are a few signs you have entered the "oh so joyous" toddler stage in your child's life.
How is it that you can give your child a handful of cheerios on their highchair tray and end up finding them in your bed, under the couch, in the toilet, in your purse...... should I keep going?
Not just hand prints, but you will find crusty, greasy, randomly colored hand prints on every surface at your knee level.
Your heart will sink. Your stomach will turn. You will start frantically searching for your child, once located you will then tear your house apart searching every corner and small place your child can fit to ensure they didn't leave a present with their diaper lacking little ass.
You will pick up every single toy they own, 5 times a day for over a year. If you lose a toy... you can guarantee that will be the one they want.... the only one they want.
If you have it, they want it. Everything from the food you're eating to the cell phone in your hand, it is theirs and they want it.... relentlessly.
If they can get a hold of it you can guarantee that they will take it. See above. This is a good time to start getting in the habit of putting the toilet seat down. Just sayin'.
Take something away. Tantrum.
Give them something they don't want. Tantrum.
Put them down/pick them up. Tantrum.
Leave/enter the room. Tantrum.
Change their diaper. Tantrum.
Look at them. Tantrum.
No matter how hard you try to keep them in one spot, they manage to find a way out. They fit in the oddest places. Did I mention they also throw a tantrum when they get stuck?
Today's word is No. And tomorrow's and the day after that's.... everything is no. This tends to also happen with the word "mine".
There is nothing more important at this point than child proofing everything. If they can get into it, they will and they will pull everything out that they can.
Everything in their world is so interesting. If they nap, they may miss something. Fighting sleep is in their job description. Good luck getting anything done.
Now is the time to watch what you say and do. They will listen and repeat you. They will watch you and do what you do. Don't say or do anything in front of them that you wouldn't say or do in front of a huge crowd of people. You'll regret it.
Not. Forget folding laundry. Steal the folded towel and run is the funnest game ever. Loading the dishwasher takes more effort than just washing the dishes by hand. It consists of placing your child on the opposite side of the room and running back to the dishwasher to load a few dishes before they are back crawling into it.
If you don't have Netflix or a DVR... you need to. There is nothing like the meltdown that results from the show they want to watch not being on at. that. very. moment.
Last but certainly not least...
They will want their mommy and all her hugs and kisses. They may make your life hell, but they are just testing their independence. Enjoy these years, they don't last long but once they are gone make sure you look back and laugh at all the moments that made you want to pull your hair out.
12.08.2014
Crayon Lipstick... Who Knew!?
My step-daughter and I had a blast doing this together. She was absolutely thrilled when I told her that we would be making homemade lipstick. This is a great project for younger girls (with adult assistance). It is an inexpensive way to let your daughters experiment with make up and it costs you hardly anything. I stock pile coconut oil and we have an endless supply of crayons, so this was a no-brainer! Also it is great for your lips, coconut oil is an excellent moisturizer!
To get started, you will want to fill your shallow frying pan with about an inch of water and place it on the stove over low heat, put your small glass dishes inside of it to create a double boiler.
Use your measuring spoon to measure 1 teaspoon of coconut oil into your glass dishes and let it melt. While it is melting choose your colors and peel the paper off the crayon. Break the crayon so you have a portion that is about 2/3 of the entire crayon.
Once the coconut oil is melted, place your 2/3 section of crayon in the glass dish with the coconut oil, using the popsicle stick gently stir together the crayon and oil until it is fully melted.
12.05.2014
Hunny Dos Husbands Do That Are Taken For Granted
I do this every now and then but he mostly does this. It doesn't really bug me to take out the trash but I'll happily avoid hauling stinky trash out to the dumpster especially in cold weather if he's willing to.
This is a pain in the ass, especially if your short. I'm glad he does this because I would probably break the light cover by dropping it.
While we are talking about daunting task that involve having your arms above your head, I hate cleaning ceiling fan blades. It's just not something I particularly enjoy doing. Plus the dust is a pain to get off.
I love having clean carpets. If I could, I would just not have carpets but as long as I'm not the one who has to fill the water tank, slowly work my way across the floor foot by foot and dump gross, brown water down the drain; having to deal with carpet really isn't all that bad.... I guess.
Basically, the dryer is large and heavy. Plus, hauling the shop vac downstairs and then having to reattach the dryer hose after cleaning it. Count me out.
Well, this is simple. I help him but I definitely couldn't do this myself. This is probably a pain for him because I'm indecisive and change my mind at least two times before the furniture is where I want it.
Picking Up Dog Poop
Just...ew.
Mowing the Lawn
I have allergies. I would be miserable for days if I were to go out and mow the lawn.
Changing the Oil in the Vehicles
Now, I could if I had to but I'd much rather him do it. Plus, I'm sure that crawling under a vehicle and getting greasy does something for his testosterone. It's a guy thing.
Cooking Dinner
This is usually my domain but every now and then he offers to cook. It might not be a five course, restaurant chef inspired meal but if it means I don't have to cook, I will sure as hell enjoy it like it is.
Going to Work
I'm not saying my job is any more or any less stressful, demanding and tiring as his, however he brings home the bacon, He is what makes this family stay afloat. I just take the pressure off at home for him. And I get to be my own boss.
Cleaning Under the Stove and Refrigerator
Once again. It's easier for him to move these things, with his big strong arms and all! With all of the upkeep and daily cleaning tasks I already do, these bi-yearly tasks don't much appeal to me.
Killing Spiders
Ok, go ahead and laugh. Yes, I squirm like a worm when I see a creepy crawly. My husband is no more of a fan of the eight legged freak than I am but he's my hero because despite his hatred for spiders he always shows up with a shoe and paper towel.
Dishes
I mention this because I would clean toilets over doing dishes; even with the snazzy new dishwasher I have. It's just one of those things that I really should appreciate more because he does it because he knows I don't enjoy it.
Rubbing my Back
Let me say that it is far and few between when it comes to talking my guy out of a back rub, but when I can convince him it sure does feel good. I really shouldn't take them for granted because I can't chance that they will get more sporadic.
Organizing Clutter
Everyone has it. It's usually on a desk or a counter. You know, that lovely collection of mail, shit the school sends home, and random items that belong elsewhere in your house that have some how ended up in your catch all spot. That is my kitchen counter. It drives me absolutely bat shit to see it. Even more to have to go through it. That's why I am glad my husband takes on the task of sorting through the piles of nonsense.
Fixing Things
From installing a new garbage disposal to "my keurig won't work again!!", to cleaning out the disgusting collection of loogies and matted hair from the drains. I should have no reason to complain because he always manages to get this done!
12.04.2014
You're Doing Just Fine
I have a lazy day and feed my kids Spaghetti-os out of a can instead of cooking a healthy meal, 'did I just take a year off of their life?'
I raised my voice, 'did I cause years of unforseen emotional damage?'
When you really think about it. It's stressful.
You see other moms (or dads) and you question yourself or wonder why you can't be more like them. You become your own worst critic and you look into those little eyes and wonder if you're giving them your best.
Take a deep breath.
I'm here to tell you that you are doing just fine.
There are no rights or wrongs in parenting. You do what you feel is best for you child(ren) and that's really all that matters. You can research statistics and read about other parents experiences until your eyes bleed but nothing will be better for your children than what your gut tells you is right.
Don't feel the need to compete for the sake of keeping up with the Jones'. Don't follow the trends just because that's what everyone is doing. Don't feel bad when you don't always give 100% of your effort to your kids. They have a parent who loves them and that's truly all that they need.
Don't worry about it if every now and then you treat them with a happy meal instead of a wholesome dinner. Don't criticize yourself for losing your shit in front of your kids when you have had all you can take.
You are the best parent you can be, regardless of how you choose to do it and that's something you should be proud of.
12.01.2014
Christmas Handprint Tree on Canvas
11.26.2014
Handprint Turkeys
11.17.2014
The secret to Restaurant Style Fry Sauce
11.05.2014
My Little Pony Party
10.31.2014
{DrUnKeN} Caramel Apple and Broken Glass Cupcakes
10.08.2014
10 more days.
10.02.2014
Caramel Apple Pecan Cups
9.17.2014
Delicious Shredded Beef
Anyway, without school lunches to blog about I've decided to share a yummy shredded beef recipe with you that I've recently made for my family on two occasions now. First time I used the shredded beef in enchiladas and the second we wrapped the meat in tortillas with cheese and sour cream. Either way it was great.
Cheeseburger Rotini
9.09.2014
Teaching your children values... are we doing it right?
There is no wrong or right way to raise your kids. If there were a specific way I'm sure 99.9% of us would most definitely fail. However, as parents we can all agree that our children need to be happy, healthy and loved. It varies, though, how parents keep their kids happy, healthy and loved. It takes a lot to raise children. Time, patience, tolerance and of course money. Money though, where should parents draw the line when it comes to the financial side of nurturing your children? Obviously children have necessities that require you to spend money on them but how do you differentiate the needs and the wants. If you have children I know you're familiar with the "I want, I want, I want". It seems you can't take your kids to the store without buying something they want or turning on their favorite cartoon without them seeing a commercial for a toy they just can't live without, but for you where do you put your foot down? Do you leave the grocery store with the name brand box of cereal that costed $3 more than the generic brand you usually buy just to avoid the tantrum that would result in not letting your child have the cereal with the cheap-o toy in it? I've been there, I've caved..... and I also haven't. I don't believe in giving your kids everything they want. I strongly stand behind telling your kids "no" because life isn't going to hand your kids their every desire on a silver platter and as their parents I believe it's your job to teach them that.
That brings me to another tough life lesson I think children should be taught early on. Life is not fair and you have to work for what you want.
In my household, sharing a toy, snack or anything that one child may have that the other does not is completely optional and up to my children. My husband and I agree that it teaches a horrible lesson. Granted "sharing is caring" but sharing also teaches your kids that they should be entitled to everything everyone else has. Which is great, but we all know life doesn't work that way. Once the lovely life of being an adolescent is over our children will have to work and earn the things they want.
That brings me back to buying your kids everything they ask for. I'm not saying you can't treat your kids or spoil them every now and then, but don't be THAT parent. You know, the parent that doesn't "believe" in saying "no" to their children. I'm sorry, but all you're doing is creating a spoiled rotten, ungrateful brat. People who think they are entitled to everything without putting an ounce of effort into obtaining it is about one of my biggest pet peeves.
9.04.2014
Cheesy Green Bean Casserole
8.31.2014
Cake and a toddler meal hack!
8.16.2014
Do I have to eat this?!
Getting through breakfast is a breeze, throw a bowl of sugary cereal, pancakes, waffles or bacon in front of my bunch and they go to town. Lunch is usually pretty uneventful with hot dogs, mac'n'cheese or a corn dog waiting to fill them up... but then there is dinner, the meal I actually put time and effort in to. The last daunting task of the day before I can finally relax.
Don't get me wrong, I love to cook and from what I hear I am pretty darn good at it too. I try my hardest to be creative and to stay clear of cooking meals out of a box. I spend a good couple of hours a week making a meal plan and a grocery list and we aren't even going to talk about the shopping trip it requires. Ugh! Point being, I work my ass off to make dinner!
I try to plan well rounded meals, a meat or protein, a veggie, maybe a dairy item or a grain and some sort of fruit to follow up. I don't make meals with crazy, unheard of ingredients and for the sake of all I avoid things like liver and onions all together. So it's not like I'm cooking disgusting meals. My kids would beg to differ though.
They are incredibly picky and I can usually count on at least one of them to complain about some or all of the contents of their plate. It ranges from "what are these red things?" all the way to "I'm not eating this, it's gross!!" It's frustrating and down right pisses me off. We try to stress to the kids that eating healthy will help them grow, etc... but it never works. We have resorted to making them a permanent fixture at the table until their plate is at least nearly clean. It's always "can I be full?" ("I don't know, ask your stomach" is my favorite response to that one, hehe) or "how many more bites?!" Some nights I fear they might end up sleeping at the dinner table. It doesn't end there though, an hour later (whether they ate their food or not) they all want a snack. Nope! I've considered putting the repeat offenders on a strict ham sandwich diet for dinner regardless of what I cook for everyone else. Trust me. The first night I cook something they really want to eat, that sandwich won't be their saving grace anymore. Tough.
It's gotten to the point where I seriously question why I put the effort in to make a decent dinner. The only thing stopping me from being a Hamburger Helper type of gal is that I appreciate decent food containing ingredients that I can pronounce and I am fairly certain the whole "meal in a box" type of dinner probably isn't exactly packed full of the nutrients a growing child needs.
So unfortunately for my kiddos, it looks like they are going to have to take a few extra bites of their meat loaf and choke down their vegetables. Hopefully one day my persistence will pay off and I will have a group of kids with a diverse pallet. Until then they are going to eat their broccoli!
-N




















